Welcome to the Rolling Stone Everything Index, the week's pop-culture ability rankings.
After axis the reins over to Father John Misty endure week, we're aback with a aboriginal Top 20, one that includes boobs, break-ins, a agglomeration of Brits and one banana. As always, we've relied on a circuitous set of algorithms and our own agog pop-culture sensibilities to body the list, but, c'mon ... you knew Rihanna's diamond-encrusted nipples were gonna appear out on top.
The Everything Index: Father John Misty Edition
Here's our account of the pop-culture ability players that will absolutely boss the next seven days.
1. "Rihanna's Glittery Nipples:" Rih Rih's nearly nude red carpeting outfit steals the appearance at Monday night's Council of Appearance Designers of America awards, abundant to the contentment of the three pubsecent boys inexplicably in attendance.
2. Star Wars Casting: Lupita Nyong'o, Gwendoline Christie accompany Episode VII. Somewhere on Naboo, a blue Jar Jar Binks continues to delay for his buzz to ring.
3. 50 Cent: Follows disastrous aboriginal angle at Mets game with G-Unit alliance at Summer Jam. Dude, you've done abundant accident for one week.
4. Justin Bieber, Racist: Biebs apologizes afterwards video of him cogent racist joke surfaces. He should apparently aswell apologize for that mustache too.
5. Game of Thrones: Ouch.
6. Donald Sterling, Just Trolling Everyone: Disgraced Clippers buyer attends Sunday account at predominantly atramentous church. No chat on whether he'd acquiesce any of the aggregation to in fact appear Clippers games.
7. Charli XCX: Bad-ass Brit serves apprehension with affection on Iggy Azalea's "Fancy," swoony abandoned clue "Boom Clap." We're not abiding if they accept summer in England, but if they do, she's gonna aphorism it.
8. Patton Oswalt's Social-Media Sabbatical: Comedian quits Twitter and Facebook, citing a case of "the Spurts." We had that already too, dude, just yield some Penicillin.
9. Chris Brown is Free: Better learn to awning up!
10. Drake's New Song: Heavy on the James Blake, acutely ablaze on Jennifer Lawrence bark outs. Maybe Drizzy's confused on to Shailene Woodley?
11. Your Parents Visiting NYC: The acumen they fabricated the High Line.
12. Lance Stephenson: Indiana Pacers bedlamite is the heel-apparent to Dennis Rodman, not to acknowledgment our new admired player. Can ABC appoint him to randomly draft in people's ears during the NBA Finals?
13. Reading Rainbow: LeVar Burton raises added than $3 million to accompany admired children's appearance to underprivileged academy kids. We don't accept a antic here.
14. The Stanley Cup Final: It's Los Angeles against New York for Lord Stanley's Cup. Regardless of who wins, you can bet someone will be bushing it with an artisanal cocktail.
15. Miley's Home Break-in: Burglars calibration fence at Cyrus' home, make off with adornment and her Maserati. Thankfully they didn't yield her faculty of decency.
16. Jaden Smith: Will and Jada's aberrant son wore all-white Batman clothing to KimYe's wedding. Who let him out of Arkham Asylum?
17. Louis C.K.'s New Cottage: Sad-sack ability snaps up $2.4 actor home. Fans who animosity the new division of Louie will be blessed to apprentice it does not accept an elevator.
18. Prince at the French Open: The Purple One dazzles at Roland Garros in a turtleneck, apron and scepter. All Roger Federer wore was his faculty of superiority.
19. Bill de Blasio's Park Slope Giveaway: NYC ambassador moves out of Brooklyn, leaves Christmas timberline stand, bookshelf on the curb. Like every added Park Slope resident, he kept the $4,000 stroller.
20. One Direction Attacked by Banana: How will FIFA respond?
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